demisnowflake:

punwitch:

Cis people are so gullible. A doctor basically gave a quick glance at your junk before you were even old enough to communicate and you think that’s the best gauge of your gender? Sad.

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in-love-with-my-bed:

mr-onceler:

taleasoldastimelords:

cliffrose-acetone:

emilie-faith:

itwasabusinessdoingpleasure:

spookydingoinnuendo:

riddlemehiddleston:

blinkanditsover:

Artist creates bird’s piercing gaze after dropping two Hula Hoops into coffee

I LEGIT THOUGHT THERE WAS AN OWL IN THAT CUP

how the fuck do you drop hula hoops into coffee

This must be a huuuuge coffee mug if you can drop 2 hula hoops into it.

^they’re a kind of crisp in the UK

you don’t know how hard i’m laughing at the americans who didn’t get it omg

if it’s not american it doesn’t exist

what the fuck is a crisp

Australians also didn’t know this in fairness

in-love-with-my-bed:

mr-onceler:

taleasoldastimelords:

cliffrose-acetone:

emilie-faith:

itwasabusinessdoingpleasure:

spookydingoinnuendo:

riddlemehiddleston:

blinkanditsover:

Artist creates bird’s piercing gaze after dropping two Hula Hoops into coffee

I LEGIT THOUGHT THERE WAS AN OWL IN THAT CUP

how the fuck do you drop hula hoops into coffee

This must be a huuuuge coffee mug if you can drop 2 hula hoops into it.

^they’re a kind of crisp in the UK

you don’t know how hard i’m laughing at the americans who didn’t get it omg

if it’s not american it doesn’t exist

what the fuck is a crisp

Australians also didn’t know this in fairness

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@31 minutes ago with 210960 notes
glamourkilled:

Bathroom selfies for days

glamourkilled:

Bathroom selfies for days

@37 minutes ago with 8 notes

sexuallyambiguousphan:

The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.

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@52 minutes ago with 48747 notes

slovvbro:

staayyggolden:

slovvbro:

What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:

Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?

have u ever fuckin heard of a double date

What?

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@53 minutes ago with 38830 notes

I wonder if our animals give us names that we don’t know about

onceuponawholockfannibal:

theotheristhedoctor:

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

assbutt-wizard-in-the-tardis:

like

Dog: Oh you got  new owner!

Cat: Yeah. She picked me up from the pound yesterday

Dog: She is so cute! What did you name her?

Cat: Steve.

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wow over the hedge fandom long time no see

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@1 hour ago with 94108 notes
xdeparture:

ianthe:

lanadellame:

tsarcasm:

niickandopoliis:

Nah son

????????????

it’s true do, his mom is Jamaican he just straightens his hair,

baby pete

natural hair texture

WHAT

this is so important

xdeparture:

ianthe:

lanadellame:

tsarcasm:

niickandopoliis:

Nah son

????????????

it’s true do, his mom is Jamaican he just straightens his hair,

http://www.delawareonline.com/blogs/uploaded_images/Election-Celebrities_Corm-740693.JPG

baby pete

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/popcrush.com/files/2011/03/Pete-Wentz.jpg

natural hair texture

WHAT

this is so important

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@13 hours ago with 90737 notes
urbanclictionary:

You’re never fully dressed without a smile 😊

urbanclictionary:

You’re never fully dressed without a smile 😊

@13 hours ago with 81 notes

Anonymous said: so, what's your story?

parkingstrange:

parkingstrange:

Okay, so I normally answer this question with like a 2 minute sentence, but I feel you guys deserve a definitive answer so here we go.

Nicole and I met in 2011, how you may ask, where we met right here. Yup, right here on the same blue dashboard you’re likely reading this post on. We started talking and getting to know each other pretty well, so we moved over to facebook were our friendship escalated into something more.

Soon enough into our long distance relationship we started video chatting:
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This went on for about 11 months until we would finally be able to be together.

This is me in an airport on my way to her for the first time:
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It was probably the most terrifying moment of my life, personally, and I was incredibly nervous. 

This is us on the car ride back to her house:
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She was really shy about being in pictures, so naturally I tried to take 300. 
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Eventually she started giving in and took more pictures.
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It was only a week, but it was the best week of my life.
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Eventually we decided to start living together, I lived with her and her mom while I found a job in Michigan and made enough to get our own place.

Job hunting was fun
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Not everything works out as planned though, and we ended up on the streets for 2 months trying to figure out what to do with our lives.

Looking pretty good for a homeless couple right?image

When we realized things weren’t gonna work out in Michigan we decided to move to Florida with my family where things would be easier for us. 

I found a job right away.image

And eventually Nicole even joined the crew.
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Things were going really well for us, so we decided to save every penny we had and give it a go in Michigan again. We found a place that we liked and we were happily awaiting to move in in 2 months.

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Things took somewhat of a dramatic turn when Nicoles depression (which she had been battling for a major part of her life) kicked in and she made an attempt at taking her own life.image

Unfortunately her family thought I was to blame for it, and since we were still living under their house while the place we wanted was available  I had to go back to Florida to live with my family. We were separated for the first time in over a year.

BUT EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN WE FOUND OUT NICOLE WAS PREGNANT

She dropped her life in Michigan and flew back to me ASAP
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Our youtube channel and our blog had started to pick up a decent amount of followers, so when we asked for your help and put up a wishlist for Charlie things you guys did not disappoint.
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Soon enough Nicoles belly started growingimage

Things had finally settled down, and we were able to enjoy ourselves for the first time, here’s the last Christmas we spent as a party of 2
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Before we knew it February had rolled by and it was time for the baby.
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And just like that we had conceived and brought a new life into this world.image

As of May 2nd 2014 it’s been 3 months since Charlie was born.image

She’s absolutely beautiful, and she’s become the center of our world. It’s been a long, hard, and sometimes stressful journey. It isn’t the most polished, or magical, or glamorous love story you will ever hear. But it is our love story, it is our journey, and we are grateful for every step of it we’ve been able to take side by side.

If you’re still following our blog after this huge post with our faces on it thank you so much, you’re awesome! <3

reblogging for you anon <3

@28 minutes ago with 103503 notes

neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

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@32 minutes ago with 227466 notes

neoliberalismkills:

"no one can love you until you love yourself"

that is complete bullshit

don’t let anyone tell you that you don’t deserve love from other people because you struggle with loving yourself

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unflaws:

I slept almost all day but almost is never enough

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@13 hours ago with 62613 notes

ju5t4n3rd:

so yeah schools coming up and that sucks but you know what else is coming up? ugly sweaters and scarves and PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES AND HALLOWEEN AND CUDDLING BECAUSE ITS COLD AND FALL LEAVES AND HIKING IN THE BRISK AIR AND THEN AFTER THAT SNOW AND HOT COCOA AND MALLS DECORATED FOR HOLIDAYS AND FRICK SCHOOL ALL OF THIS IS WORTH IT WOWIE

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